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Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Adnan Bhatti

Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


FORGIVE & FORGET -


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am
Love this one.


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am
Epic


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


HE REMEMBERS -


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.68/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
outstanding!
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


EVEN GOD - WORKS FOR THE BATMAN




IF YOU HAVE NEVER - met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction




9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriot calendar george bernard shaw
Rating: 4.26/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:14 am
Or it could just be that you were born in America where we are the most wealthy and even our poor people live better than 90% of the planet. Oh and we saved the world, many times over.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:24 pm
CODMW2
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:10 am
Bravo...x5
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
PATRIOTISM Narcissism by proxy.
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:03 pm
exactly!
Derek - April 18, 2011, 8:27 pm
Fantastic.


LIFE LESSON -


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.




LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of ***s and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!


OUR ELDERS -


TAGS: calendar old forget young death
Rating: 4.75/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2011, 9:58 am
It is wise to listen to old folks. They have more experience with life and they are living history lessons


MORGAN FREEMAN - A Success Story Bottom To Top And Back To Bottom


TAGS: morgan freeman
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bandit5906 - December 27, 2012, 9:52 pm
Margan Freeman: Married his Step-Grandaughter who is 45 years his junior.
TigerKid - March 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
very cool


MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?




OTHER USES -


TAGS: pzy morgue recycling other uses
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:44 pm

funny...tghis reminds me of this girl i once dated...umm...sorry.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:19 pm
What's the matter Psych, goannas not good enough fer ya?


JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


FITTING IN -


TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.




RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




PAST IS PAST -


TAGS: forget remember dy2012
Rating: 4.82/5

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm

stellar...again


OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.




RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.84/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


RESISTANCE -


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm
Nice.
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am
A LAWyer of 5ort5!


BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


BILLY CORGAN - Original Angster


TAGS: billy corgan original angster
Rating: 1.91/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 22, 2010, 1:14 am
More like Billy Corgan: Original GIANT DUESCHEBAG


RETARDS - We all know one




FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.




HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?




YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!




STUCK -


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
5plendid
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
Fanta5tic.
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


... ... ... ... ... -


TAGS: cat think forget start stop
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2014, 8:52 pm
Good'n here


FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered


TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.


HEY SKIP... -




EVERY SINGLE DAY -


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !


CARLIN - George Carlin is considered by millions to be a Genius.... Thank God he didnt prove us wrong by becoming President.


TAGS: george carlin
Rating: 4.81/5

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voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
He most certainly will.
Unclebark - February 20, 2011, 10:19 pm
He is missed.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: lest we forget
Rating: 4.65/5

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KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am
LOL


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


Teachers/The Borg -


TAGS: borg
Rating: 2.43/5

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Lumps - August 5, 2008, 2:55 pm
written-up on 4/20 that explains it...
Les - June 13, 2008, 2:39 am
Resistance is futile- your a** will be laminated
Spike - April 30, 2008, 10:33 pm
Lucky you. Dudes a sheister. I'm the real deal. You'd a been lunchmeat.
Roamer - April 30, 2008, 10:10 pm
d***, my lawyer isn't answering. You win this round.
Spike - April 30, 2008, 10:05 pm
So I went a different way with this. Sue me.
Roamer - April 30, 2008, 9:51 pm
Sorry Spike, I've already posted a similar poster (see Ignorance, you'll know which one) so no originality points, but an A- for the unrelated reference


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile


TAGS: borg dark h** star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

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MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that a**imilation thang!


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


WOMEN -




PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."




RELAXING - Georgie, leave me alone




roflcorgi -




GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm
*YAWN!*


UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these


TAGS: lamborghini miura sadness realisation rnr
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by RnR

Bort - July 6, 2009, 7:53 pm
barockeva has a small p**** and is old to boot.
manicbranic - January 7, 2009, 3:14 pm
Lambos do everything better than Jags. And the fastest things on wheels are still cars.
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 12:19 pm
Manicbranic has a small p****. Now if this poster had a Jaguar XJ in it, then I would be more inclined to desire it.
Cars are for sissys - November 18, 2008, 10:50 am
Two wheels too many
manicbranic - November 18, 2008, 9:27 am
I wonder if any of the detractors of this pic have ever been sideways at 100mph on a track? I have. Nothing quite like it. These pedestrians can rant all they want. I know with surety that THEY dont know what the hell they're talking about.
Ford Taunus - November 7, 2008, 3:55 am
If your gonna name yourself after a car get it right eh?. The Miura is a beautiful car, if you cant see that it's you who has the disappointing life. Or maybe your a tree hugger..
Ford Taurus - November 6, 2008, 9:17 pm
superficial needs you have, a disappointing life you lead.
NrN - August 11, 2008, 7:03 am
Wtf?, something we agree on?
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:19 am
LOL. However, this is not about p**** size.. it is about this being one of the most (if no THE most) beatifull cars ever made. And only a few 100 left. and priceless
Narutarded - August 10, 2008, 10:55 pm
BOUNDLESS JOY - The feeling you get when you realize that you do not want this car because you are not an INSECURE DOUCHE!!!


INSIDE -


TAGS: forgive or forget
Rating: 4.24/5

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motifayk - November 18, 2011, 10:43 am
At times its frustrating when I am sure that a particular poster is better than a 1L but then I smile and say.... Make another one... it will be alright... Keep making :-)
mariand - November 18, 2011, 12:57 am
yup..it's for haters, bombers or those who don't get the idea expressed by a poster
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
You commented on your own poster....
mariand - November 17, 2011, 4:47 pm
HEY, you can do better than that... 0L seems fair to me


SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best




ANARCHIST ORGANIZATIONS - Truly an oxymoron if ever there was one.


TAGS: oxymoron anarchy protesters organization
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:40 pm
Good one! 5l


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!


ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -


TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!


TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

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michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.


THE OTHER SIDE OF HEAVEN -


TAGS: stonehenge clubs group organization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 3:15 pm
Good Play On Words 5 Future L's
Reality Lord - May 7, 2013, 6:33 am

Hubbard was their prophet but i thought tom cruise was their chosen one.


Gone -


TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.


LEST WE FORGET - Shattered and broken. Eulogies spoken. A husband dead, loving father they said. A hero laid to rest. One of the best.


TAGS: army dead lest we forget
Rating: 4.89/5

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NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:39 pm
Are these lyrics?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:55 am
very nice!


NOT A YOUNG GRASSHOPPER -


TAGS: wisdom elder lamborghini park fail
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bolverk37782 - February 9, 2012, 12:51 pm
Size Twelve Ego, Size Four Soul!!:-)


TRUE BEAUTY IS TIMELESS -


TAGS: gorgeous marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.75/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 3:36 pm
so true 5L


DON'T YOU LOVE IT -


TAGS: moment forget work
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:57 pm
LOL..I forgot when that happend la5t time


LOST MY KEYS -




COME TO JAPAN! - EVEN OUR PACKAGES ARE UNREASONABLY HAPPY!




I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


THE REDNECK GAMES -


TAGS: don t forget your beer goggles and your next ta kin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

he who lols - September 23, 2009, 9:16 am
f*** YEAH!
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:24 pm
hey hey hey them fightin words!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
But you're a Canadian! Aka a Super Yankee
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:02 pm
i want one of those trophies!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:46 pm
Whooooo!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:45 pm
Finally, some hard evidence. Rednecks are the best in the world!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:42 pm
AMERICA! Because at this point in time even Her Majesty Queen Tony Blair wouldn't take you back -- even if you swore on Washinton's grave that you've changed THIS time.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 10:25 pm
i love that little header on that lawn tractor. wide open side pipe


CRYOGENIC FREEZING - punishment for making crappy prequels


TAGS: george lucas
Rating: 2.92/5

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S8N - March 27, 2010, 7:59 am
shoulda been done b4 he made the prequels.


AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.


TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap


Mortal Kombat -




example -


TAGS: forget example grave
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Sho

Thedge - November 1, 2014, 6:52 am
Limited exposure, but, thus far... agreed.
Greeny - November 1, 2014, 5:32 am
Sho is here, but he dabbles there - he is the master of standing neck hair
Thedge - October 31, 2014, 10:41 pm
Great image, text. Thanks !


THE MORGUE - A more dangerous place than we initially thought.




SIGHTS FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm
5L.
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm

beautiful.


public restrooms -


TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


6 MILLION DOLLAR DEER - We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster


TAGS: bionic deer cyborg peta
Rating: 4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heh! But not strong enough or fast enough to prevent it from being mounted on a pedestal, I see. Good one, though! :):)
440wakeup - November 1, 2011, 10:58 pm
Kinds wobbly isn'r he?.....I don't care what technology they put in a deer, they will never be chasing us into the cornfield like in the original planet of the APES.
mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:42 am
yup... and after that, he will hunt us


GEORGE CARLIN - The Man Who Told You The 7 Dirty Words


TAGS: george carlin
Rating: 3.21/5

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Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 4:02 am
Excuse me, WTFO, but the proper order is: "****, Piss, ****, f***, ****sucker, m**********r, t***, Fart, Turd, and Twat." I've heard that segment too many times to count.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Reason, you got the order wrong, bud. It's ****, f***, piss,****, ****sucker, m**********r and t***. Later he added fart, turd and twat.
Reason - October 21, 2009, 6:38 pm
****, Piss, ****, ****sucker, f***, m**********r, t***


BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


TAGS: bush america usa president government george bush
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


CYBORG -




GIORGIO MORODER - "Together in Electric Dreams" (no further comment)


TAGS: together in electric dreams giorgio moroder
Rating: 2/5

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pro - October 22, 2008, 12:26 pm
Aaaah! I remember his remix of Donna Summer's "I feel love"!
RnR - July 22, 2008, 6:46 pm
*grin* ya know, i used to have a shirt like his... (and the glasses, and the haircut.. not the money thou)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 4:34 pm
I can't believe someone made a poster about the uberdisco producer, Giorgio Moroder. I give it a 5 for sheer unexpectedness, although (Together In) Electric Dreams is not his worst by a long sh**.


holocaust -


TAGS: forgot who to quote satan
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:25 pm
thanks all. I'm going to have to explore and see what has gone on the last 6 months.. get a feel for it again. Really busy right now going to grandkids baseball games..
rerun - June 25, 2013, 7:28 pm

welcome back
spacedog - June 25, 2013, 5:54 pm
Excellent to see you again Airman. 5 happy returns.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:34 pm

i didn't miss him...much...lol. hope we see more of you. oh...poster #165246 is for you.
Sho - June 25, 2013, 2:17 am
Welcome back Airman :D. 5&f
Airman - June 25, 2013, 1:58 am
I retired. She teaches. Summer is here.. she hung around me all day for 24 days.. she said go do something.. and Voila!
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:55 am
AIRMAN!!!! Comes back and jumps right in with a 5L winner. Missed ya around here.


DEJA WHO - The feeling you have forgotten her name before




THE LADY AND THE TRAMP -




motivation -


TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


one day -




DEATH -


TAGS: forget you won t remember here
Rating: 4.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 9:11 pm
Very powerful message caveman, 5L


ultimate showdown -




BEIGE -


TAGS: different mockery bland forgotten hammy
Rating: 4.44/5

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Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:15 pm
Love it...5L
Hawamleh - December 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
thanks dawg
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
d***, dude! 5L


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